Tales from the technical support.

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The customer returns a ppines neisppavny the indoor modem,

eccentricity bought a few days panshe.

I took the package from the modem and povepil own eyes.

Ka.pte was spilite half.


TP - Why do you have cut it?

To - Modem does not fit in the slot, so it erode ppishlos.

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The client refused klaviatupa. After it is "cleaned" it

tucked in warm, soapy water for a day entirely.

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K - I do not pabotaet komp'yute.p.

TP - So, and that with him?

K - When I turn it on, nothing ppoishodit.

TP - Hmm. You do with it especially in recent Quaternary did?

K - Well, I had merely cleaned. Ha ventilyatope was dust, so

I'm her step.

TA - Well, it could not be anything povpedit.

To - And then I otkpyl kpyshku all vnutpi also vytep. And then pazobpal

its parts and all washed with cleaning liquid ...


AND MUCH MORE ........